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Apr 26

slow eater

so i am a very slow eater. like really, it will take me half an hour (at least) to eat a meal. and my boss calls me and says “hey can you come half an hour early to work” which isn’t a big deal, but i only have an hour til work.

had to shower, microwaved some chinese. and i’m scarfing it down in 10 minutes and now my stomach hurts so much :(

are you guys fast eaters or slow eaters? or regular eaters?

Apr 25 Reblogged

tyrannosaurusrexington:

capitalizenothing:

openlayla64:

capitalizenothing:

What

Wait, the north doesn’t have Waffle Houses? Do you just have stoners wandering the streets at all hours of the night or…?

It’s called Denny’s

Denny’s is fucking great

I am a WH fan because they will make me a waffle with both blueberries AND chocolate chips (in it, not just on top) no questions asked.

tyrannosaurusrexington:

capitalizenothing:

openlayla64:

capitalizenothing:

What

Wait, the north doesn’t have Waffle Houses? Do you just have stoners wandering the streets at all hours of the night or…?

It’s called Denny’s

Denny’s is fucking great

I am a WH fan because they will make me a waffle with both blueberries AND chocolate chips (in it, not just on top) no questions asked.

(Source: peachtreekeen)

Apr 12 Reblogged

mylovecompared:

missrachael012:

gaijin-problems:

Several Anons sent me a request for something Natto, so here you are! Thanks for the suggestion!

omg omg dont try it. its horrid!!!

I made it 3 years in Japan without ever eating natto. That smell… That texture… No, thank-you.

Natto is great. Try it with the karashi and an egg yolk.

mylovecompared:

missrachael012:

gaijin-problems:

Several Anons sent me a request for something Natto, so here you are! Thanks for the suggestion!

omg omg dont try it. its horrid!!!

I made it 3 years in Japan without ever eating natto. That smell… That texture… No, thank-you.

Natto is great. Try it with the karashi and an egg yolk.

Aug 20 Reblogged

gypsy-8-3:

azealiabank:

lmao this is still going around

Best tacos ever

gypsy-8-3:

azealiabank:

lmao this is still going around

Best tacos ever

(Source: bonlver)

Aug 17 Reblogged

coca-cola:

Let’s take this poolside…

an ice cold coke is one of the most magical things in life.

coca-cola:

Let’s take this poolside…

an ice cold coke is one of the most magical things in life.

Aug 16

my stomach hurts but im hungry and theres pizza in the fridge. hardest decision ever.

hahaha i lied of course im gonna eat the pizza.

Aug 14

apparently they make frozen takoyaki. prob not anywhere close to fresh ones but at this point i’ll take what i can get.

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(Source: alwaysthewriter)

Jun 20

mcdonald’s rep explains why the products in their ads are different from irl.

i sincerely appreciate their honesty… still never eating there though.

Jun 18

Aww yeah, Colombiamex FTW! (Taken with Instagram)

Aww yeah, Colombiamex FTW! (Taken with Instagram)

Jun 18

Catfish Hole is #winning. (Taken with Instagram)

Catfish Hole is #winning. (Taken with Instagram)

Jun 18

How weird-looking is this drink, right? It’s an iced cacao cloud, haven’t mixed it yet.  (Taken with Instagram at Arsaga’s Espresso Cafe - Law Library)

How weird-looking is this drink, right? It’s an iced cacao cloud, haven’t mixed it yet. (Taken with Instagram at Arsaga’s Espresso Cafe - Law Library)

Jun 14

Hand me that tartar sauce. I’m gonna PUNISH these hushpuppies.
— My boss, at Catfish Hole

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