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May 31 Reblogged

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1337status:

carly rae jepson - call me maybe

Just press play O____O if you dare

I may have nightmares, but I will also be laughing.

(Source: mybuddykeiths-choice-ass)

May 30 Reblogged

Hores should be free

shitmystudentswrite:

Hores should not be tamed.  Hores should be kept wild and free.  If a hore gets caught she will kick you in the face.

May 30 Reblogged

Someone calculated the points of every Whose Line cast member:

edfreemaybe:

Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425
Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5
Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5
Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000
Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117
Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5
Denny Segal: 1,059,560
Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450
Kathy Greenwood: 59,810
Stephen Colbert: 12,000
Kathy Griffin: 5,000
Ian Gomez: 4,000
Jeff Davis: 3,300
Josie Lawrence: 3000
Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500
Patrick Bristow: 1,000
Robin Williams: 1,000
Kathy Kinney: 50

May 30

explaining "derp" to elise

  • Elise: What's "derp?"
  • Chandra: Well it's just something you call a person...
  • Elise: Is it an insult?
  • Chandra: ...no....
  • Elise: Would you call yourself derp?
  • Chandra: If I was being derpy.
  • Elise: So are you a derp?
  • Chandra: Well I would be derpina.

May 29 Reblogged

christhecreep:

of all the random fucking things to write into the earth to be seen from satellite 

demetri martin ref ftw

christhecreep:

of all the random fucking things to write into the earth to be seen from satellite 

demetri martin ref ftw

(Source: matthejew)

May 27 Reblogged

(Source: samljackson)

May 25 Reblogged

D’AWWWWWW

D’AWWWWWW

May 24 Reblogged

(Source: iraffiruse)

May 23 Reblogged

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ratherdielaughing:

Slinky is trying so hard

i just watched this entire video. what am i doing with my life.

This video was really fucking intense

Can’t wait for season 2.

(Source: videohall)

May 22 Reblogged

May 21 Reblogged

my girlfriend is judging me because i lol’d really hard when i saw this.
“lovingly judging” she said.

my girlfriend is judging me because i lol’d really hard when i saw this.

“lovingly judging” she said.

(Source: falsereligion)

May 16 Reblogged

Catvengers, assemble!

May 14 Reblogged

May 09 Reblogged

meowmeowmaru:

headless maru strikes again

May 08 Reblogged

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