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May 30

explaining "derp" to elise

  • Elise: What's "derp?"
  • Chandra: Well it's just something you call a person...
  • Elise: Is it an insult?
  • Chandra: ...no....
  • Elise: Would you call yourself derp?
  • Chandra: If I was being derpy.
  • Elise: So are you a derp?
  • Chandra: Well I would be derpina.

May 25

Caitlin and I hijacked Zach’s phone during LARC303V final presentations! Muwahahahahah!

Caitlin and I hijacked Zach’s phone during LARC303V final presentations! Muwahahahahah!

May 24

Fayetteville High School's Odyssey of the Mind team makes the news at the World Finals!

My sister’s OM team is competing in the World Finals on the Iowa State campus. This will be Fayetteville’s fifth straight year (I think? I lost count) to make it to the World Finals.

May 16

Babysitting Carson and Cara! (Taken with instagram)

Babysitting Carson and Cara! (Taken with instagram)

May 15

Dinner with the fam after graduation! (Taken with instagram)

Dinner with the fam after graduation! (Taken with instagram)

May 09

sibling phone tag, except with houses

  • Jeric: One last week in New York and then I'm flying home!
  • Abby: Woooo! And then your siblings will leave you.
  • Jeric: I'm going to rotate sleeping in each of their beds.
  • Abby: Mia and Bali took over yours

May 09

girlfriend got another scholarship

  • Carl: Hi, this is Carl.
  • Chandra: Yes, this is Chandra.
  • Carl: How can I help you?
  • Chandra: Well I got this email about a scholarship and I wanted to know what was going on.
  • Carl: Usually people are pretty happy to receive scholarships.
  • Chandra: I am, I had just never heard of it before, so I wanted to make sure that it was a real thing.
  • Carl: You thought it was a scam? It's not a scam. I sent you an email.

May 06

lingerie party

  • Chandra: Elise, did you tell Rumil you got him a present?
  • Elise: Oh yeah! So last night at the lingerie party...
  • Rumil: *pokerface*
  • To clear things up, she had leftover chocolate-covered strawberries and Irish cream.

May 05

Photo of the Day: "Graphic-ish"

By Andy Shupe

Mia Bautista, a junior at Fayetteville High School and member of the school’s tennis team, returns a shot during practice at the newly constructed tennis facility near Asbell Elementary School and Lady Dawg Yard, the school’s softball facility. The eight-court tennis facility will serve the school’s 40-plus tennis athletes and were constructed after the FHS tennis courts were demolished to make room for the current expansion project at the high school. The team spent the previous season paying for the use of the courts at Fayetteville Athletic Club and Wilson Park. The project cost $737,786 with the Fayetteville Board of Education approving an additional $473,357 for the construction of a 2,200-square foot tennis dressing room and coaches offices adjacent to the courts.

It’s tough to get an interesting photo — interesting enough for the front page, at least — of a person playing tennis and still get one that shows enough of the new facility to serve the purpose of running it in the first place. When I saw the purple courts, I knew I wanted to use as much of them as I could. Bautista’s spiffy new tennis outfit was perfect because it didn’t introduce another color into the frame. The yellow-green ball, well, that’s a great complement to the purple. The result doesn’t look like an action photo from a tennis match, but doesn’t look like a boring photo of a tennis facility. Hopefully, this strikes somewhere between the two; more of a sort of graphic design than anything else. I like it.

My sister is such a baller.

May 05

graduation party

  • Rumil: Did you send out my graduation invites?
  • Mom: Am waiting for ur pictures. We shld do it noot later than this wkend. Do u hv a list?
  • Rumil: No you can just invite like Filipino people and church people.
  • Mom: When do u want the party? Shall we wait for jeric?
  • Mom: Is the 19th ok with u for the party at around 5 or 5:30?
  • Rumil: Oh... I'll be in Springfield on the 19th for Nathaniel's wedding.
  • Mom: How about the 13th? Jeric wont be here yet but we will be away on the nxt weekend after 19th bec of OM
  • Rumil: Uh.. ok.
  • Mom: So, sunday, may 13 at 530 pm?
  • Rumil: Ok.
  • (three days later)
  • Mom: How does june 2 sound? Here, I made these to put in with the envelopes.
  • Rumil: Mom, I have a wedding to go to on June 2.
  • Mom: Nathaniel's wedding? The one from choir?
  • Rumil: Yeah, but that's the 19th. What time did you schedule it for?
  • Mom: 5:30
  • clearly our communication needs to improve.

Mar 13

omw

  • Rumil: Omw
  • Mom: Why?
  • Rumil: What do you mean why?
  • Mom: What does o-m-w mean?
  • Rumil: On my way.
  • Mom: Oh, I thought you were saying, "oh my word!"

Mar 01

My dad’s reaction when I told him I got into grad school.

My dad’s reaction when I told him I got into grad school.

Feb 27

my dad

  • Chandra: Dr. Rev. Bautista
  • Chandra: He's a doctor and a reverend, and he's Asian.
  • Chandra: He's like the scariest dad ever.
  • Chandra: Except he's not.

Feb 16

the roommates just went around touching my nose and each others’ nose. now they’re discussing.

Feb 12 Reblogged

Dangercat, Y U NO LOVE ME!!!
Actually, Dangerous is a really good cat. He does whatever he wants, but he never misbehaves. Also, fun fact. He is like a dog in that he doesn’t like to use the litterbox inside the house; he will stand by the door and meow until you let him out.

Dangercat, Y U NO LOVE ME!!!

Actually, Dangerous is a really good cat. He does whatever he wants, but he never misbehaves. Also, fun fact. He is like a dog in that he doesn’t like to use the litterbox inside the house; he will stand by the door and meow until you let him out.

(Source: shrugging)

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